She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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