oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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