it wasn't lemon gatorade
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
im on a boat
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