She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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