ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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