it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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