garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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