You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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