Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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