Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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