R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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