thus making me awesome and them whores
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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