well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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