I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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