somebody snuck up and got me drunk
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just tell him i said nine months
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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