I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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