THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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