How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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