Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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