Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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