so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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