Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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