when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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