Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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