If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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