ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
