dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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