I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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