Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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