Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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