She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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