Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize