he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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