i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Be still, my beating vagina.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I supernannyed him into submission
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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