This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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