He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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