ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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