She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
