Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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