just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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