if only i could text you this smell
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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