i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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