Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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