CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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