is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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