Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
this just has baby written all over it
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needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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