Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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