I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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