We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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