i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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