I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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