i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
After tacos, we're chasing women.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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