I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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