I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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