Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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