I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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