i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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