your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Someone came in the potted fern
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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